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Family owned since 1949, this nostalgic candy is known by all ages. The classic rolls of Smarties have been a go to for all occasions forever. The company is always finding new ways to surprise us with new products. This one is no exception. A gummy candy. Smarties Squashies! These peg bags are perfect to add to an already growing Peg wall in your candy shop. Fat Free, Gluten Free and Peanut Free!
Snowball Frosty with LED Lights
Make your home sparkle with the Snowball Frosty Figurine, a glowing accent for Christmas décor, winter holiday decorating, and farmhouse seasonal displays. With LED lights and a cheerful snowman design, this piece adds joyful warmth to mantels or tables.
Features:
Dimensions: 11”W x 16”H
LED lights with 5-hour timer
Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included)
Hand-painted snowman finish
Adds cheer to Christmas 2025 décor
Santal 99 Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2023 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Let's unpack this.
And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober.
Grape Hard Seltzer Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Who you calling old?
Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap.
Sad Birthday Cake Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Real men have curves.
And now there’s no reason to feel guilty! Thanks to an incredible development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you. And everyone knows 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At least when things seem gender unfair, you’re still coming out on the winning side.
Toasted Marshmallow Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Smells like drool.
But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked in bed with me right now. And we're wearing matching dog bone jammies.
Grassy Dog Park Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Perfect stocking stuffer!
Smells like a re-gift
There are two kinds of people: people who regularly re-gift, and people who aren't steaming piles of garbage. There's really nothing more enjoyable than having to feign gratefulness over a set of hideous holiday hand towels you saw someone open last Christmas. Can you just stop already? Give me a card next time, or a holiday fist bump. Literally anything but another depression-inducing, decorative snowman serving platter.
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Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2023 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
No, really. It's fine.
I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine.
Plain Tap Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Phone in the fridge again.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Soggy Cheerios Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Bomb Pops Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2025 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Cool Cucumber Scented
Fragrance: Cucumber
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2024 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Ray of Sunshine Scented
Fragrance: Vanilla & Lemon
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2024 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
I'm *cough* super sick
Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.
Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
I'm not one to brag.
And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling.
Better Clothes Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Sup.
See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say about it? Too bad. And get back to work, corporate slave. Your break is over.
Tricked-Out Porsche (New Car) Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Sold in 4-packs
Soccer - Socks feature awesome, vibrant fun prints with breathable, stretch cotton blend material providing a comfortable snug fit.
Perfect for wearing your keys around your neck, a cute accessory for your ID badge, and so much more!
6 Combinations to Pick From
* Lanyard with Swivel Clasp
* Lanyard with D-Ring
* Wristlet with Swivel Clasp
* Wristlet with D-Ring
* Breakaway Lanyard with Swivel Clasp
* Breakaway Lanyard with D-Ring
Dimensions
Lanyard: 19” when laid flat, 36” circumference of opening
Wristlet: 5” when laid flat, 9” circumference of opening
Made with 100% cotton fabric
Machine washable, but I do not recommend putting them through the dryer.